I just took a quiz on facebook. Do you know what a patronus is? It's a Harry Potter thing, and it's awesome. However, the results were troubling, in light of my past discoveries re: dolphins.
Your Patronus is a Dolphin
You are someone who is intelligent, yet humble, and you always put others first. You’re a rare sort, someone who everyone wants to be friends with and are often admired for your talents.
They should include, "also, you are terrifying." Just saying.
2 comments:
Yes, also: you think of nothing but murder all day. Your beguiling smile convinces your prey that you are not conspiring against them. Then just when they think you are about to save them from a shark attack, WHAMMO! You stun them with a swift blow from your tail and leave them to be frenzy fed-on.
Awesome, Jeannie. Just what we need: a vicious killer in the family.
I forgot to say "email follow-up comments," so now I am writing this so I can say that.
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