Travis quotes: golf edition

My parents are coming into town tomorrow! I am counting down the hours. And now, some wisdom from Travis (from memory, since I still haven't found my notebook!):

Me: What would you do if you ever hit a hole in one?

Travis: . . . I'd probably quit.

Me (after a particularly frustrating day): I'm not used to feeling angry!

Travis: You should play golf. Then you'd be used to it.

Okay, time to go put ballet shoes on 3-year-olds (me) and golf (Travis). But wouldn't it be awesome if it were the other way around?